20 years of bad decisions documented all at once
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rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

(Source: mansexfashion, via mandarinsouffle)

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30 minutes ago

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

(Source: jake-peralta, via ccbroadcity)

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31 minutes ago
dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

dekutree:

dyhomme:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

Im tryna kiss the inside of ya elbows bitch

well im tryna fuck ya eyebrows off

(via jokersmokerandamidnighttoker)

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37 minutes ago

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

(via mishollins)

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39 minutes ago

slumberinthebunker:

I find it funny that nowadays people think Pink Floyd is some kind of intellectual music because their first single is about a man who stole women’s underwear from washing lines, they took a dog to a concert so it could bark during their song and once Roger Waters made all of them spend days trying to figure out how to record an album only with household items and no actual musical instruments whatsoever

(via turn-thee-fireee)

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51 minutes ago

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

(Source: brunts, via turn-thee-fireee)

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52 minutes ago

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

(Source: teriyaki, via turn-thee-fireee)

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53 minutes ago

Moon river, wider than a mile
I’m crossing you in style someday.

(Source: tooshaknowsbest, via turn-thee-fireee)

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55 minutes ago

artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

(via thickchicklove)

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